May 2013
doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
theyahoostaff:
pizza:
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
no you can’t
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
fearthefailwhale:
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
aguamentis:
gargoylesarecool:
ectoghostologist:
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
did you mean band directors
croutoncat:
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
sleepless-daydreamss:
zaynlovesithard:
They go through puberty every year.
same order
must reblog
it is law
It all started with a simple photo
sodamnrelatable:
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
